Rescued thoughts from a dying brain.

DeviantART uploads from a Google Android

S.L.J. — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:16:25 +0000

I lost my Internet awhile back but didn’t stop drawing or writing.
My fiancé bought me an LG Ally with an unlimited data plan on his account.
To my dismay I found that none of my browsers could upload anything without an application and even that was limited.
So I searched for mobile uploads for dA hoping I could find an app not on the market and what I found instead was a thread legitimately suggesting a mobile upload feature.

There are some pros and cons to this:

Cons:

* The quality of most camera phones suck and lessen the quality of ones gallery.

Pros:

* Even if the camera sucks with the phone some have micro sd cards. This would allow some users without Internet to transfer files off of their computer and onto their phone for access.

* Some camera phones are actually good quality even if they don’t have the highest MP

So without further bs here we go:

1. Have a paid dA account.
2. In market there’s a wonderful free app called BucketUpload.
3. In settings pick regular ftp upload and in the address bar put http://www.ftp.deviantart.com then put your username and password.
4. Note the above will NOT work with free accounts.
5. Pick the files from your sd card you want to upload.
6. Open your browser (Skyfire for example).
7. Open dA and go to submit.
8. Your file is in the temp box.
9. Select the file you want to submit and fill in the details.

Tried and tested with Skyfire enjoy.

http://www.jackotheofool.deviantart.com

Missing 2 Android Hints

S.L.J. — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:49:34 +0000

I want to add that I am in no way associated with the creators of the Missing games…

Missing Hints (for the first game)

These are for people stuck on the last puzzles in the first two rooms until I figure out why my solution didn’t work for the last room, you’ll see.
I do have solutions for all three rooms.

Room 1

* You have everything and you can use the pencil to decode some letters.

* There are three notes missing from before the five on the wall.

* Blue notes are higher than green or red. No notes are flat.

* Turn the pencil round XYZ then once more same position…

* The paper on the table gives the order of the keys from left to right.

Room 2

* Digital numbers should be noted from around the room.

* Box on spin table start from X and keep going right without skipping any buttons until it opens.

* Battery is in place? Card is in place? Computer has weird red stuff on it?

* The first box has a 0 in it. So box the remaining digital numbers until it lights up green.

The Third Room

* Door code is on wall.

* Don’t know what the lady wants with the hand mirror.

* Shake around some can.

* Keep exploring the area for the battery.

* Floor tiles move with two surprises.

* Three pictures need to be one in the locker, one on the corner of the big wall, and one inside the cabinet.

* Fuse, cord, switch on, and key and….

* I’m stuck at this point cause I swear I had it right but this stuff ain’t adding up.

Rathey.Box.Circo at GMail.Com if you must have spoilers.

I want to thank mistacyanide at gmail.com for allowing me to redistribute his solution diagrams for all three puzzles.

Here they are Sorry to those that waited so long I didn’t expect to get such a volume of requests.

#3-Ω

S.L.J. — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:43:02 +0000

Online Relationships and How They Evolve:

They’re not supposed to. I’m a face to face kind of person. It’s a turn off to think that the “person” you’re talking to could be just words on a screen from a digital source with no humanity to it. It’s easier to think that when the text comes out looking like gibberish from an unearthly language.

Or when they expect something from you that you can’t give them. For whatever reason it’s not there. I vent and rave and rant but I try to do that in random journals/blogs/diaries. But idle conversation leads to weird places…

-Assimilation

Playing World of Warcraft and visiting I Can Has Cheezburger has dramatically influenced the way I type to people and even how I talk to them. I find it “cute” the ways that I twist my grammar and spell things the way I do and I’d like to think it’s unique to me until I find others that do it as well. Then I develop new ways of communicating and it evolves.

Subject One:

Length: 5 Years

Never ever would have thought that I would find a real person online especially from a fan forum. He’s full of passion and darkness. I take even my cheery vorpal blade and make no headway into this dark fog that surrounds him. I meet him in person. I get the full effect of it and it drowns me and I come out of it with a new understanding of him and though I’ve always respected him I entrust him with something more.

I never get tired of his newest accomplishments and wonder at all the opportunities that are available to him. So it’s impossible for me to understand at first the dark cloud. But the dark foggy cloud surrounding him is part of him.

Tonight: He called me little bird.

Subject Two:

Length: 2 Years

Six months.

To heck with it I reinstall WoW and start playing again and a random Night Elf Rogue points at me. Events pivot from there and though neither of us are playing WoW we still have a connection with no faces. For good or naught my cheery vorpal blade is sheathed. One time I talk to him he’s off the coast of Australia and without warning he’s in Afghanistan. But yet I worry for him as if he were my lover for years.

Though he has a white fog around him that doesn’t call for a blade but more of a touch. Like the fog on the mirror that never goes away after a hot shower. It is my selfish wish that I be the one to drag him out of it. I suppress that wish and create a path…

Tonight: I allowed him a moment of escapism.

No I don’t see these as online relationships but as online friendships. Companionship, maybe, but simple dating, no. I break the rules for them and few others and allow them into my heart whereas it seems I can’t do that for a person face to face anymore.

Twitter Rant

S.L.J. — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:06:34 +0000

Orly? So it’s suspicious activity to us the Twitter feature on sites like YouTube? So they dump your contacts and suspend your account? Just a little pissed at the pettiness of this site.

masokist, Aug 02 05:56 pm:

I was wrongfully reported and now my account is suspended. I don’t really care for this site anyway except that my mom and my friend had me on follow. It really doesn’t matter since the whole idea is in poor taste. I’m very disappointed in the lack of “investigation” that there was before all my twits were dumped and my account being frozen.

Feel free to delete my account.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Hi there, masokist!

This is an automated response to share reasons why Twitter suspends accounts for spam/abuse investigation. If you’re reporting spam, please report spam in the future by following @spam and sending us a direct message, or by blocking the spam accounts you come across, as we closely monitor blocked accounts.

Please visit your own profile page to make sure you’re actually suspended and not viewing another person’s suspended profile page– many people think they are suspended when they aren’t. You’ll know you’re suspended if you log in and see a red notice announcing your suspension on your account.

Twitter suspends accounts for Terms of Service violations or spam investigation. Please review our policies for more detailed information:
http://help.twitter.com/forums/26257/entries

If you are suspended, it’s most likely for one or more of these reasons::

User Abuse
* a large number of people block the profile or write in with spam complaints
* aggressive following
* imbalanced ratio: the number of followers is small compared to number of people following
* misuse of the reply feature
* updates consist of duplicate links and/or text
* updates consist mainly of links and not personal updates
* updates consist of updates poached from others’ timelines, passed off as one’s own

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* updates consist of links pointing to phishing sites, malware, or other harmful material
* a large number of accounts is created in a short amount of time
* an account is identified as belonging to a spam cluster

When this happens, we suspend the account for investigation and hide the contents from the public view in order to remove the cause of complaint.

It’s important to us that the Twitter community receives only the content they’d like to receive. While we do welcome feed-based accounts, we discourage aggressive following and other tactics that will alarm people.

If you feel you’ve been suspended in error, please reply to this email with a short explanation if you haven’t already, and don’t forget to include your user name. We’ll be in touch with more information soon.

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#2 ☺

S.L.J. — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:30:52 +0000

I want to feel him though he is and never will be mine. I want to tell him that everything’s going to be fine. I want him to know that there’s nothing to run from anymore. That all his false identities are unnecessary. I want him to know that I’ll always love him no matter who I end up with. I will settle for less because I want him happy.

#1 ♥

S.L.J. — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:37:45 +0000

Creepy guy at work a couple of days ago. Kept staring at me and asking me to watch movies with him. Um no. I work security and this guy isn’t as new as “they” wanted me to believe. He’s worked other sites and for the first time came to my site to “train.” Normally new guys ask to see if it’s okay to watch a movie. No this jackass came in and brought in movies to watch and kept asking me to watch them (nothing dirty but still). I sat on the other side of the desk and did about four hundred tickets and put them away and he just stared at me and I smiled at him.

I’m looking yet again at another crossroads. A lot can happen before next year. Let’s say that the economy won’t crash just yet and they do away with currency for biometric implants to track an individual’s move through GPS as well as what they buy or sell (ie. Mark of the Beast). I’m looking at applying to get back into Corrections. Given my current situation if they hire me back (it’s been more than five years), this would be the easiest if not the more annoying route to take to continue my benefits and ensure my retirement. Not as half as annoying as going back to Key West with my dad and working at DJJ again. Again this would continue my benefits and ensure my retirement. But there’s someone down there that I would be scared to run into again. My ex up here is offering for me to live with him come next year and go teamster driving with him in trucks. Trucking usually wouldn’t be an option for me but the whole idea sounds interesting and though he’s my ex and he pisses me off sometimes, I trust him not to leave me on a cold floor crying.
In lighter news my best friend is starring in a film being made in Wisconsin. I wish him the best of luck and ironically enough my prayers are with him I don’t know yet if I can get into any details of the film, but it’s going to be awesome. Best of luck mon ami :3

Edit backdating 6-19-09: Turns out that watching movies at night when my supervisor said I could was a bad idea. I’ll leave it at that

Tother

S.L.J. — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:47:17 +0000

Tother was a very nice man
That was very well known in the lan’
His favorite quote was “in your eye!”
He would sit there and eat pumpernickel pie
And hyurk up berries at his sister
Which the results were ver’ sinister

As days went by the lan’ grew well
And in this expanse there was no hell
But heaven as far as the eyes could see
Until the day Tother went to sea
That day was sad, so very sad
Let us hope what happens is not bad

Blue his soul and blue his power
Blue enough to bloom a flower
What is this blue? The sea is blue
The sky and lakes, they’re blue too
The water, his aid, the sky, his lover
In the water his ship hovers

But alas! Here comes a problem
It could no other be than the Pirate Slobbem
Slobbem laughs, Slobbem jeers, Tother hears
And then cries, down comes his tears
They hit the water and there come the mer
They see his distress but nothing they wear

But as that is but a problem not
They still come to his aid and plot
A way to tip over the bad pirate ship
Poor Pirate Slobbem had no measure
That he was going to be just another treasure

Over the ship goes and with a great cry
Pirate Slobbem drowns and then dies
Along with his mates all of but one
Who turned to poor Tother and yelled “Done!”
“Done” Tother heard and then he woke up.
“Done” said his mother when handed him his sup.

Again another adventure
Tother and the dangerous venture
On the way to school one day
He came across a brilliant bay
Blinding him the bay was laughing
As the sun shines off the water lapping

At the sand the water sank, only to go
Where no one can know
Tother groaned but went his way
As far as he could from the bay
He came to the school, the rusty old thing
And went to the back as the bells ring

The students file in and snicker
As Tother again was thicker
In the ways of the A’s from the class
Their being there to make him an ass
So he sat there and stared out the window
Thinking up a brilliant crescendo

Not that he would know what one was
But thought that the word was cool because
The sky was so blue and the trees were so green
And perhaps sitting there he fell into a dream
Of pirates and ships and water and sky
That was what made the hours go by

As I had mentioned blue once before
Don’t think that was just part of the “lore”
Of poor Tother and his dreams here
In sunny, pretty, Tharis Strip, dear
Alas he lives in Sorebellum Grait
The port of call to the mainland Erayt

Tharis Strip alas is his home
But alas it exists only in this tome
Don’t blame him love for wanting to dream
For nothing at all is what it should seem
Tother is the water that makes up the top
Of our world that is the land beneath called Histop

A land beneath the lake so deep
That none from above even dare to peep
In fear of the trolls that once where
But are no more thanks to the mer
They live above and had a war
But alas I’ll tell you when time there’s more

Sea Fire

S.L.J. — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:38:54 +0000

In the trees I found the one I was looking for
In the sky, I found nothing I longed for
In the sea, the fish sat and laughed at me
In the fire, he laughed and ate my tree

My tree was all I had, he me and me him
Then I was the idiot that left on a whim
The sky was empty, the sea, scornful
But the fire was the pissiest of them all

I look no more at the sky
I laugh no more at the sea
I long no more to love
I long no more to see

The fire wants to replace him
I sit and turn him down
Over and over he looks at me
And I throw him away to the sea

Lord Azriel

S.L.J. — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:22:19 +0000

Free falling in the abyss
My mind is free to wander from the fear
Could I have done anything differently
Than chasing what I never understood?

No regrets not even now
Not even with the one I love crying silently in the dark
Wishing for our daughter to remember her as a mother
And holding the wings that will never be her own.

Bringing down tyranny, pain and suffering
Only after becoming the things I hate
I hold on to those arms that will outlive me
Just to bring peace if for only a short while…

The monkey and cat have long since departed
Even souls have no place here in the dark
Was this really a self-less sacrifice
Or was it a self-righteous gesture?

There is no recognition, fame nor reward
No hope of even death- just a delay in
The makings of fate- destiny an illusion
He pleads with us to let go but is that laughter?

This plan set in motion with my perceptiveness
And my love’s treachery that leads us here
I feel her tears- I hear his scornful pleasure
But my resolution stands here in the abyss.